Wal-Mart vs. Target

I've come to the realization the other day that I am a snob. I am not quite sure how or when it happened. I don't believe it has anything to do with money either. I figured all of this out the other day when I was walking through Wal-Mart, or as I like to call it "the shithole".

I just don't get it. Just because you have 30,000 square feet, doesnt mean you must carry absolutely every single thing one might want ever in life. Between the fact that the place is full of all this, half of it in the walkways cause theres just not any room on the shelves, and the fact that the place is crowded to the brim with the dregs of society, you can barely make room enough to walk in the place. While in there for 20 minutes, I did not see one person that looked like anyone I would want to know. All 15 lines open were at least 6 deep with customers because the workers were slower than my blind grandmother. I should have just given the gift card I got for Christmas from there to someone else just to save me the pain.

Now Target, there's a store. Milfs at every corner aisle. Nice big open aisle ways to walk through with nothing in the middle of them. 15 lines open but all nearly empty cause the cashiers actually act like they care. Actual security guard at the front gate instead of 90 year old man or woman. And the funny thing is, the prices arent that much different. In fact Target is cheaper in some areas. And has better quality stuff in most areas. And eye-candy wise, we're not even talking the same league.

So judging by my mere distaste to even drive in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart vs. actually even go into it and my mere joy when a Target trip is taken on Sunday Morning(best time cause all the hotty college co-eds are there and not at church - so you know there a big naughty!) I must deduce that I am just a snob. And if going Milf-hunting at Target is my pentance for that, then so be it.