F the cyclist
Yes, you are saving the damn world riding your bike everywhere. Yes, a rare few of the female persusasion actually look pretty hot with your ass all nice and tight in those spandex shorts. Yes, most of you deserve to live I guess and not be run over by a Hummer or other lightweight Army tank.
No, however, are you entitled to disobey the freaking rules of the damn road. If you want to ride your 2 wheeling, 5 mph riding piece of metal on the same road as said cars, I feel it is your moral obligation not to be a prick about it and follow the rules. Case and point, I'm pulled out into the intersection of Walnut and the entrance to the mall/Barnes and Noble trying to make a left into the mall. The car across from me is trying to make the left into Barnes and Noble. Both of us are just sitting there waiting for theres quite a bit of traffic so were both basically probably waiting on the light to turn yellow and the cars to stop to allow us to go before the light turns Red. Out of nowhere a cyclist pulls through the middle of the intersection, in front of ME, thus rendering me stuck unless I decide to plow her over(jailtime doesn't suit well with me so I decide to patiently wait). But she's not just right in front of me. No, not this dumb bitch. I'm sorry that probably wasn't politicially correct. How about stupid whore... yeah lets go with stupid whore. She pulls out a good 2 car lengths in front of me. So not only does she have me stuck waiting, the dude across from me is too. Light turns yellow, opening happens, and instead of me going and the other guy going, we have to sit and wait on her to get her ass out of the intersection.
So someone please tell me where in the rules of the road rule book does it state "When riding a bicycle on the road and 5 cars are in line to make a left, you - the dumb bitch/stupid whore - are allowed to pass all 5 cars and pull out into the middle of the intersection - praying the whole time some crazy fucker is paying attention and doesnt kill you accidentally - and make a left in front of all 5 of the cars who are actually following the correct rules for driving". If you have this rules for riding your bike on the road handbook, I would like to see it.
Go save the damn world somewhere else, I'm tired of of having to pay attention enough while driving not to run you guys over.
No, however, are you entitled to disobey the freaking rules of the damn road. If you want to ride your 2 wheeling, 5 mph riding piece of metal on the same road as said cars, I feel it is your moral obligation not to be a prick about it and follow the rules. Case and point, I'm pulled out into the intersection of Walnut and the entrance to the mall/Barnes and Noble trying to make a left into the mall. The car across from me is trying to make the left into Barnes and Noble. Both of us are just sitting there waiting for theres quite a bit of traffic so were both basically probably waiting on the light to turn yellow and the cars to stop to allow us to go before the light turns Red. Out of nowhere a cyclist pulls through the middle of the intersection, in front of ME, thus rendering me stuck unless I decide to plow her over(jailtime doesn't suit well with me so I decide to patiently wait). But she's not just right in front of me. No, not this dumb bitch. I'm sorry that probably wasn't politicially correct. How about stupid whore... yeah lets go with stupid whore. She pulls out a good 2 car lengths in front of me. So not only does she have me stuck waiting, the dude across from me is too. Light turns yellow, opening happens, and instead of me going and the other guy going, we have to sit and wait on her to get her ass out of the intersection.
So someone please tell me where in the rules of the road rule book does it state "When riding a bicycle on the road and 5 cars are in line to make a left, you - the dumb bitch/stupid whore - are allowed to pass all 5 cars and pull out into the middle of the intersection - praying the whole time some crazy fucker is paying attention and doesnt kill you accidentally - and make a left in front of all 5 of the cars who are actually following the correct rules for driving". If you have this rules for riding your bike on the road handbook, I would like to see it.
Go save the damn world somewhere else, I'm tired of of having to pay attention enough while driving not to run you guys over.
posted by Mike at
8:07 AM
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